it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV??
“Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…”
“What the fuck are they looking at out the window??”
“No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to perform some magical girl voodoo shit outside!!”
why can’t my emotional troubles become physical manifestations so i can have a boss battle and be done with it
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”❞